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Elena Khan
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Posted - 2009.06.25 22:43:00 -
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hmmm dunno what to say......
weeell it's not the best way to get to number 1, least the artist involved aint gonna be able to do much with the royalties.
i wish ppl wouldnt mess about with perscription drugs, we lost way too many good ppl who had a positive effect on the world, cos someone was careless with something they either bought online or through an irrisponsible quack....
and an theres an awfull lot of upset ppl out there.......
sorry peeps, refunds not available on tickets, when you sell a dream, memorys are all your gonna get.......
gonna really put a dampner on this years Gastonbury festival if the rain doesn't.....
anyone wanna buy some 80's/90's cd's in mint condition |
Elena Khan
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Posted - 2009.06.25 22:48:00 -
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I Pity the poor Laywers...... |
Elena Khan
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Posted - 2009.06.25 22:57:00 -
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the big question is......
which way did he go.....
michael! stop doing that to the (cherubs/imps )
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Elena Khan
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Posted - 2009.06.25 23:02:00 -
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so how long till UCLA is renamed to MJMH (michael jackson Memorial Hospital)
with a 50foot tall bronze statue on the lawn opposite..... |
Elena Khan
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Posted - 2009.06.25 23:34:00 -
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no chance
that git uri-geller will be breaking out the ouji board as we speak, asking where his cut of the concerts and monkey nuts are....
he was pretty keen to get off the phone with the bbc world news....
Goons made Smashkill cry by Evicting us From Gem pls nerf goon |
Elena Khan
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Posted - 2009.06.25 23:44:00 -
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TBH pity the IMP's......
Them being afflicted with MJ
is no joke......... |
Elena Khan
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Posted - 2009.06.26 00:49:00 -
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 Originally by: Triss S'Jet
F*ck... :( I really liked his music and was hoping for MJ's come back.
OMG!
the second comming......MJ!!!
now that would be really scary.... |
Elena Khan
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Posted - 2009.06.26 01:09:00 -
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Originally by: Armoured C
Originally by: Cabal
Victim: Michael Jackson
Corp: Thriller Inc.
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Destroyed: Capsule
System: Los Angeles
Security: 0.0
Damage Taken: 50
Involved parties:
Name: Yagami Light (laid the final blow)
Security: -5.0
Corp: Shinigami
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Death Note
Weapon: Heart Attack
Damage Done: 50
News update: Concord has confirmed that the following has been recovered from the wreckage of the dead pilots luxury ship 'NeverLand'
Crash
Criminal DNA
Livestock
Freed Slaves
Janitors
Kameiras
Slavers
Slaver Hounds
Tourists
Activists
Toxic Waste
Blue Pill
Crystal Egg
Nerve Sticks
Drop
Mindflood
X-Instinct
Antibiotics
Consumer Electronics
Dairy Products
Galeptos Medicine
Holoreels
Long-limb Roes
Quafe Ultra Special Edition
Spiced Wine
Synthetic Coffee
Tobacco
Zemnar
Concord has refused to confim/deny if any non-human simians had been recovered dead or alive from the wreckage, though a number of live lammas were rescued.
Concord has also confirmed that the drug Crash was detected in the blood of the dead pilot which they belive was a contributing factor in the loss of both the ship and the pilot.
At the present time a security cordon has been put up in the area and all debris has been recovered whilst an investigation is ongoing to the incident.
They have indicated that a press release will be forthcomming at a later time....
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Elena Khan
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Posted - 2009.06.26 10:09:00 -
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oh well... what a week
Petrols prices have gone up.
MJ has gone down.... for good!
Iran is going up in flames
The US music industry is going up, and will finaly be posting a profit for the 1st time in 10 years.(though only breifly)
A leading US hospital will be renamed in honor of some dead pop star.
The US car industry will continue going bancrupt.
A new movie about 'Cloning Ryans Privates' will be made in the near future.
North Korea will anounce the succesfull cloning of the dear leaders and will start invading the south with thier immense new super abilities 'scarey glases and short stature with super "ikillu stare"'
The top 10 singles will be filled by the same artist for the next month or so, worldwide... though the artist wont recieve a cent from royalties...BAU....
so everyone can switch off the tv for the next month or so, till normalicy returns.... |
Elena Khan
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Posted - 2009.06.26 14:00:00 -
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News just in,
Police say Mickael Jackson died falling over the childs pram,
There not blaming it on the sunshine,moonlight, or even the good times,
There blaming it on the buggy!!
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Elena Khan
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Posted - 2009.06.26 15:22:00 -
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It's just been reported that the LAPD are holding an open day Duck shooting contest.
If anyone finds the Quack that was handing out Demerol injections like candy at neverneverland, they would like to give him a *warm welcome back and pat on the back for his contribution to modern American society.
Then again, if anyone hands his sorry ass in, they dont care what state its in so long as its almost got a heartbeat, which is more than he left MJ with...
*(see under hot lead/taser and a physical (with daysticks)) |
Elena Khan
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Posted - 2009.06.26 15:33:00 -
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Hows the crowd at the (soon to be MJ peace park) opposite UCLA
have they turned ugly yet......
or maybe even white |
Elena Khan
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Posted - 2009.06.26 15:41:00 -
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definatly more here than in MJ's bank account |
Elena Khan
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Posted - 2009.06.26 16:01:00 -
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It's at this point that Uri-Geller really-really wishes he was Psychic....
He would have now been richer than MJ!
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